Come To the Tux-'N-Black-tie  Event in "Tiny Town" ! 

        Free parking in the cow pasture behind McDonalds, and join all the festive guests in elegant settings of "Tiny Town".    The below colorful brochure -- paid for with your tax dollars -- will entitle you to a seat at one of the tables in the EMPTY store spaces within the highly touted confines of the magnificent "Tiny Town"  *strip mall !    It's ALL FREE -- you have already paid for it, and almost everything else in this *"glorified"  strip mall. !  

        The police and fire department should be there in full force to assist you.

 * As Named in a Orlando Sentinel Towncenter Article -- as their Description ! 

  Tell 'em to turn off the street lights -- you MIGHT see the stars --if it doesn't rain ! 

The dais darlings as led by city manager McLemore LOVE  parties -- at your tax dollar expense -- while they cry "WOLF" on their budget problems -- i.e. the "phony fire tax" issue !