Your  Government  In  Your  Wallet !

Watch the Cities and Counties Jump on this Tax Plan !

Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:18 PM
Subject: Fwd: Tax Truth

    Tax  truth  

  Tax his land, 
  Tax his bed, 
  Tax the table 
  At which he's fed. 

 

  Tax his tractor, 
  Tax his mule, 
  Teach him taxes 
  Are the rule. 

 

  Tax his cow, 
  Tax his goat, 
  Tax his pants, 
  Tax his coat. 

  Tax his ties, 
  Tax his shirt,
  Tax his work,
  Tax his dirt.

  Tax his tobacco,
  Tax his drink,
  Tax him if he
  Tries to think.

  Tax his cigars,
  Tax his beers,
  If he cries, then
  Tax his tears.

  Tax his car,
  Tax his gas,
  Find other ways
  To tax his ass.

  Tax all he has
  Then let him know
  That you won't be done
  Till he has no dough.

  When he screams and hollers,
  Then tax him some more,
  Tax him till
  He's good and sore.

  Then tax his coffin ,
  Tax his grave,
  Tax the sod in
  Which he's laid.

  Put these words
  upon his tomb,
  " Taxes drove me to my doom..."

  When he's gone,
  Do not relax,
  Its time to apply
  The inheritance tax.

  Accounts Receivable Tax
  Building Permit Tax
  CDL license Tax
  Cigarette Tax
  Corporate Income Tax
  Dog License Tax
  Excise Taxes
  Federal Income Tax
  Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
  Fishing License Tax
  Food License Tax
  Fuel Permit Tax
  Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
  Gross Receipts Tax
  Hunting License Tax
  Inheritance Tax
  Inventory Tax
  IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
  Liquor Tax
  Luxury Taxes
  Marriage License Tax
  Medicare Tax
  Personal Property Tax
  Property Tax
  Real Estate Tax
  Service Charge Tax
  Social Security Tax
  Road Usage Tax
  Sales Tax
  Recreational Vehicle Tax
  School Tax
  State Income Tax
  State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
  Telephone Federal Excise Tax
  Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
  Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
  Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
  Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
  Telephone State and Local Tax
  Telephone Usage Charge Tax
  Utility Taxes
  Vehicle License Registration Tax
  Vehicle Sales Tax
  Watercraft Registration Tax
  Well Permit Tax
  Workers Compensation Tax

  STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?   Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,  and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.     We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids

  What happened?    Can you spell --- "politicians?"     

              

  And I still have to "press 1" for English. 

  I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100,000 times!