Great Orators of the Democratic Party 

'One man with courage makes a majority.'
- Andrew Jackson

  'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'
-  Franklin D.  Roosevelt

 'The buck stops here.'
- Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'
- John F. Kennedy  (By the way, this is an exact quote from a speech given by Army Gen'l. Omar Bradley in 1953, just a few years prior to JFK using it in his inaugural speech. JFK or his speech writers recognized a great quote, but none credited Bradley for one of the greatest patriotic quotes of all time - plagiarism, anyone?)

 

'It depends what your definition of sex is -- (SEX)."
- Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off --- (ouch).'
- Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage  -- (whew) .'
- John Edwards

'I invented the Internet' -- (it's --- www.gore@liar).
- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.'
- Joe Biden

' America --is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' ''
- Barack Obama (without his teleprompter)

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.
- Barack Obama
(Obama must have confused the 50 states with Heinz's 57 varieties. Common mistake.)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'
- Nancy Pelosi     (said back in 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'
- Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'
- Hillary Clinton    (said back in 1998)

 
You can add one more to the list:  Pelosi recently saying (TWICE!) that "If the Stimulus (Spending) Package is not passed quickly, then 500 million people will lose their jobs".   Since there are approximately 280-290 million people currently living in the U.S. , total, I would assume the remainder she is referring to are illegal Mexicans.