I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A
WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the Walmart's policy, ----
'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border --- (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, ----- you ain't gettin nuttin' out. The president ---- nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the
end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The
FIRST time you check positive you're
banned for life.
(8)
Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the
same method
you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9)
One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the
exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !
Bill Cosby
(*This man is far from being a "community-organizer" of a political machine such as former Mayor Daly's (which still is used for political gains) in and around the Chicago area. All required for that position was being able to form voting blocks for future politicians, and issuing money for development of that which no longer exsists. Cosby has made more EXECUTIVE DECISIONS in one year than his current Democrat opponent has in a lifetime.
He was a TRUE champion during his college years and afterward showing TRUE character with a TRUE background biography --- which his opponent hides. He didn't aspired to the teachings of the radical clergy, nor was a friend of known terrorists. Most assuredly he would not vote "present" to avoid being for or against issue ---- 11 times in 143 days as a US Senator. If you vote Democrat, and even Republican -- you can write in his name.)
Please forward this to everyone you know no matter which side of the fence they're on.
